Something to Pass the Time Until Your Next Killing Spree

Pig Man and Raining People

THE IMAGE: Left: Butcher wearing rubber pig mask (or horrifying human-pig hybrid life form accidentally created by overzealous genetic engineers at Smithfield Foods) guarding slaughterhouse men's room door. Right: Literally raining men in Eugene, Oregon.

THE BAIT: More interesting nightmares.

THE TARGET: Creepy weirdos, fans of the "Purge" movies, bored Capitol insurrectionists awaiting trial.

THE STUPID: "Mysterious Photos That Cannot Be Explained" -- isn't that a tad redundant? I mean, if the photos could be explained, then they wouldn't exactly be "mysterious," would they? Spoiler Alert: the one-word explanation for most of these pictures is "Photoshop." Mystery solved.